Well, happy holidays! For those who don't have it now, nevermind, your turn will come.

Yay! CNY is here!

Prepare to get rich and unhealthy. Unless my parents decides to keep my ang baos again, in which case i shall be forced to kick up a huge fuss and make my CNY as miserable as possible.

Truth is, i don't know what i want to buy with the money. I don't have any thing i really really desire now. Like a spanking new laptop (which i know i need) or a better mp3 player (cos my zen is just about dead) yet i don't feel that i want to get them.
I'm hanging in the oblivion of needing things and not wanting them. Sigh..... ....

Oh yeah, my wisdom tooth is coming out, so that probably means i'm getting smarter and more knowledgeable of the astro physics of this confounding universe.
Wahooo! If the tooth continues to grow, i'll wear a white turban and levitate myself 2 meters off the ground and answer any questions for the simple price of your liver.

Oh. It's frikking painful anyway. Oww..... right in CNY too. *cries*

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5 hrs of linework + 5 hours of shading = 10 hrs of complete misery

I shall never ever draw another drawing this emo. Should have picked a better topic. Drawing the pirate assignment was way more fun than spending i++ hours looking at wires and no-gendered-humans.
Gaaarr... and i had really little reference for this, unlike the pirate one. So many times I'd spend 15 mins doing nothing but staring at the paper thinking "where the hell should i shade next?".

Speaking of i++, i know the only way to pass my authoring test today if is i became god and can shoot fireballs out from my retinas.

In other words, not bloody likely.
Mr Choong should have made a pre-recorded mpg that played at the beginning of the test wif a digital-rain shot of his face saying "Failure is inevitable! Do not be optimistic! Do not click onMouseEnter me! Do not pass Go and get $200! There is NO boolean! There is only } else if (FALSE) = GoToHell{ "

That way, we can all give up on authoring and go back to our lives of being mitochondria.

This post is getting more and more boring. So i'm adding a pic that could brighten up your day!


My favourite flavour is red bean. My most hated is corn.

Yes! Got my ram upgraded!

Now my com runs faster than Forest Gump. Slow poke Photoshop takes like 7 secs to start up now compared to the 10 years it took last time.

iTunes starts in 3 sec! 3 sec, even with PS running. No more spinning lollipops of doom or frozen screens.

Best part is the 2 gb ram price. It's only $72!!!!!

That's like dirt cheap compared to what they sell at the Apple shop. When i asked the guy there how much for a 2gb ram stick they whacked me with a $600 price tag!

I ran out before they could rape my wallet.

Now, where did i get that $72 2gb apple ram with life-time warranty?

This very nice shop called Questek.

The receptionist was also uber pretty. And they had a cute fountain in their office. So go there to get affordable, good memory and stuff instead of snobbish Apple store manned only by cardboard looking guys who like to reel off astronomical prices with a bland smile.

Ever wondered why we joined Digital design instead of Industrial?

That's cos we don't want to hold a stupid saw, of course. And that's what this assignment required of me. And a drill. And some screwdrivers. Grrrr....
I sat on the storeroom floor for 3 days to make the cube that looked really easy in theory but was an absolute bugger in real life.

Anyway, if you want to make a cube like that, these are the materials you'll need.
When i tried to coil the wire for the spring, it sprang loose and cut my knuckle and my eye. Terrific.
My knuckle bled a bit, i didn't know it until the blood dripped onto my precious box!! Fortunately i managed to get most of it off. The remaining spot i intend to add petals around it and turn it into a flower. Yay. See? Genius me.

Yesterday i went to MS's house to play guncon games.
In particular, a relatively unknown thing like Vampire Night.
The game was really short (abt 30 mins to reach the last boss), shorter, if i counted MS's sister helping me out with a 2nd gun. We were shooting like lunatics at the TV screen, and both earned accuracy-percentage ratings of a bit more than double our shoe sizes.

The casualties after the game were a few hundred vampires, 4 ugly-looking bosses, all the villagers we were supposed to save, 2 bloodied fingers (from shooting & reloading) and 3 broken ribs from trying not to laugh at how unspeakably bad the voice acting and movie cut-scenes were.

If you thought Time Crisis 2/3's cut-scenes and dialogs were borderline cheesy, Vampire Night's ones are so outrageously done you should play it just to experience how atrocious in-game cinema can get. Absolutely hilarious.

Hmmm... Now that school has started, my life hasn't taken a turn for the worse. Yet. I can't believe i'm getting Mr Edwin for my drawing teacher. I didn't even know he teaches that subject. But he's okay....... Better than what i could have gotten ....

'Fr•i-ed 'M•a•rs Ba-rs

Description:

[noun] A sweet, mostly always brown fried candy bar coated in batter. Usually eaten with ice cream and a waves of guilt. An excellent source of cholesterol, fat and sugars.

The wikipodia eatery menu provides an excellent list of where you can obtain the best fried mars bars on earth and the places you may go to rehabilitate afterwards.

So, after the impossible success of my... ahem... eclairs, I have decided to try make something simpler and more unhealthy.

Also, I'm a big fan of Chippy's and thus am more likely to die 20 years sooner than most of you.

The batter process is actually pretty simple. Just milk, flour and baking soda. The frying process is much harder, mainly because it involves frying something. Which i can't do without getting popping hot oil all over my hands.

Anyway, here are the results of my hard work and impossible genius.

I will grudgingly include my brother, Matthew, in my credits for the 3rd try because he looked at my first few attempts and said it looked atrocious and helped me redo the batter and fry the 3rd batch.

He is, of course, wrong. There is nothing wrong with my cooking. Period.
It's just that he heated the oil better than me. Heh heh.

Anyway, he is all gushy and stuff about this new place in Kovan CC. Says it serves the most bang-for-buck food in the whole Alpha Centuri. He even took to taking pictures of his bleeping lunch to illustrate the point. So i'm obligated to help him tell everyone how incredibly good that place is since he helped me with the FMB.

See this lunch? It's only $6 ! Owned man !.... ....