What I detest about women's clothings?
1) Not enough pockets.
2) When there are, pockets are so small as to be non-existent.
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3) FAKE POCKETS.
Why why why why why???? Don't sew those useless flaps of extra cloth on and call them 'pockets'. All they do is lead you to a black hole of deception and despair. Clothes aren't getting any cheaper and when I pay $25 for a pair of jeans online, I don't want to recieve the thing and discover those pockets aren't pockets. You don't find this nonsense on men's clothes. It's terribly vexing - like the fashion industry big wigs suddenly thought:
"You know what women can't handle on their clothes? Pockets! That's what! Let's remove them all Bwahahaahahah! Tell the sweatshops in insert country here to start making something more useful with the cloth we've saved - Like beanies with extra flappy ears!"
"But, if we remove all the pockets..." stammers some low-level executive, "The fashion designers will throw a fit. You've removed a crucial motif for jeans and a thousand other practical clothes!"
"Bah! Just leave the pocket design on and remove the pockets, that way we can be totally evil in addition to making women buy more handbags to store their useless crap. Like wallets & handphones. Who needs pockets for that?"
No. Just no. Real pockets *weeps* please come back!
Pocket Full of Stone
14 Dec 2013
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i really giggled out loud while reading about your pocket woes... hahahaha! I always had in mind for a product to make pockets that people can sew onto their clothings/bags... but i didn't actually think anyone needed them, now maybe i should go revisit that idea.
Yes! Please, with a cherry on top! I should take up some decent sewing courses - since I'm to be "co-producing" my pocketless clothes from this day hence.
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