Clue 1*: It is organic
Clue 2*: It contains haemoglobin
Clue 3*: It is NOT anything obscene.
Ans: It's my face. Swollen like the Nile in August. Hurting like the heart of Juliet. Omnious like the Joker with his pencil trick. And missing 4 teeth like most of Batman's victims in which he totally rules except next to Wolverine compared next to Rorsharch who is such a total badass my brain just caved in from their combined sheer awesomeness.
Excuse the pretentious BS language. Was doing literature just now.